A Scorpio once said, Scorpios are the most likely to believe in astrology. The 8th sign of the zodiac is associated with life’s mysteries: psychology, philosophy, religion, and all things that cannot be seen. An interest in astrology, which is a connection to nighttime, seems to come naturally to a person astrologically marked by a portion of the sky defining the time of year when hours of night are consistently longer than hours of daylight.
Cannabis can be a way that Scorpio dives deeper into their creativity. It could enhance their precious quiet reading time, or allow them to ruminate even more profoundly. Scorpio is truly the lonely stoner who frees his mind at night. They keep a low profile, and know about privacy and discretion. It’s possible that the Scorpio in your life is a secret stoner, or maybe they’re an ex-stoner. Scorpios are sensitive, in tune with what’s unspoken. Let’s explore Scorpio stoner archetypes with some public examples.
Scorpio Stoner Hall of Fame
Bruce Lee was a Scorpio moon who had weed in his toxicology report. RIP to the man who could have been my husband, gone too soon. It is rumored that he never smoked weed, but rather, ate it.
Memphis rapper Lil Wyte has a Scorpio moon. You may have heard his hits such as “Oxycontin”. He made his own strain of cannabis and was locked up on drug charges. He finally was released in recent years.
Snoop Dogg has made cannabis his personal brand, although he may still be on a sobriety break. Like Lil Wyte, Snoop is a rapper with a Libra sun Scorpio moon. If you need me to tell you about how Snoop Dogg is a famous stoner, then I think you’re too young to be on this website.
Steve DeAngelo is a cannabis reform activist with a Scorpio rising. He has been described as the “father of the legal cannabis industry”. Thank you for your service, Mr. Steve. Free them all.
Art Garfunkel was actually born during Scorpio season. He has a reputation for being a stoner only because he is famous and has been arrested for possession. Surely there are many other famous stoners with Scorpio placements who have never been caught. Burn one and play The Graduate OST tonight.
Matthew McConaughey was also born during Scorpio season. This means his natal chart features a Scorpio sun. Remember the tabloids in 1999 when he was on the news for being busted (without a warrant) for marijuana possession? He was stoned, naked on the couch, playing bongos. Keep this glittering image in mind when you are buying a present for your favorite Scorpio.
Roseanne Barr is a comedienne with a Scorpio sun who has had a very long career. From the start she has not been afraid of associating with cannabis: she “smoked weed” on an episode of Roseanne in the 90. Recently, she has gone public about her medical marijuana use. That medical grade must be super strong, I’ll leave it at that.
This year, Scorpio season lasts from October 22 to November 21. The newspaper horoscope columns never had the word count to tell readers this, but the dates may change every decade or so: in past years, Scorpio season started and ended on different dates. If your Scorpio is born on either October 22 or November 21, they might not be a Scorpio. They might be a Libra or a Sagittarius and need the help of an astrologer to help them figure out what their sun sign actually is. Even if their birthday is October 22 or November 21, it’s highly likely that there are other Scorpio placements in their birth chart, and they will be grateful for whatever you buy for them, regardless!
Let’s see what Gotham has to offer for the Scorpio season birthdays…
HARNEY BROTHERS NIGHTTIME | 1:1:2 THC:CBD:CBN
Scorpio’s imaginative nature can lead to paranoia, so maybe consider something that could give them more control over the experience of getting high. Something with more CBD, or at a low dose, can allow them to pace themselves.
OLD DONNA WATER BONG
Scorpio’s traditional planetary ruler is Mars, which is a planetary signifier of combustion. Scorpio is also a water sign. Combustion plus water equals bong.
GHOST BLACK MAMBA VAPE AIO 2g
Maybe bongs aren’t discrete enough for the most lowkey zodiac sign. A vape could help Scorpio avoid any type of obvious bong water smell. But then again if they’ve made it past undergrad they can probably clean their bong by this point. Use your discernment, this is your gift to give, after all!
CHEF FOR HIGHER HONEY
Going back to the image of combustion plus water, there’s a chance that yours is not the type of Scorpio who prefers gas station cuisine to a healthy homemade meal. They’re a resourceful sign, and as they get older (this is what happens on birthdays, after all) they can become interested in cooking. Whether they only use a microwave or not, they would probably adore this honey as an addition to their cup of tea.
SOLOMOSTRY x WEED’D SB001 CERAMIC BONG
Scorpios are private, but they’re also courageous. They are careful to protect their soft spot, but then again, some can be radically vulnerable, as a way of showing authenticity. Depending on which era they’re in at this point in their life (Scorpios are known to reinvent themselves), they could be proud to have a beautiful bong decorating their shelf. Red is the color of Mars, Scorpio’s planet. And since they prefer to be nondescript, black can also be a good choice.
